Why this Senior Data Engineer role is like Star Wars.

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• The Senior Data Engineer will work for a progressive, fast-paced data engineering business.
• The Senior Data Engineer will earn up to £80,000 per year.
• The Senior Data Engineer will be 80% data engineer, 20% coder.
• The Senior Data Engineer will be familiar with object-orientated, function-scripting languages e.g. Python (bonus marks).
• The Senior Data Engineer will have excellent database interrogation and query writing skills i.e. heavy-lifting SQL.
• The Senior Data Engineer will have first-class knowledge of cloud infrastructure e.g. AWS, Azure, GCP et al.
• The Senior Data Engineer will work closely with our Product, Data and Engineering teams.
• The Senior Data Engineer will build high-performance, scalable, extensible data warehouse infrastructure.
• The Senior Data Engineer will maintain data pipelines and orchestrate the delivery of data in batch and realtime mode.
• The Senior Data Engineer will be heavily involved in data collection, analysis, enrichment, abstraction and visualisation.
• The Senior Data Engineer will research, innovate and champion new ways of doing things.
• The Senior Data Engineer will be familiar with reporting and data modelling tools.
• The Senior Data Engineer will live and breathe “Extract. Transform. Load."

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